Wife.

[tonyav]

I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing ! I panicked I didn't know what to do.



Then I remembered Wetherspoons serve breakfast until 11.30.

[JonnyBoy12]

Sorry to be a bore but think that it is actually the stroke of noon.

Funny joke, by the way.

[marval]

HaHa

[tenrec]

Very funny.