Men

[starone]

1. Men are like Laxatives - they irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather - nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores - their clothes are always 1/2% off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

[dickythecook]

PMSL Kiki. LOL

[marval]

lol, I love your jokes, please don't stop Star. I had one of my jokes removed, I just came back and posted more.

[starone]

Trouble is, marval, I don't like to upset people. I shall still read them and remark on them though. I'm not leaving altogether, just not posting jokes.

[marval]

But I have never seen you upset people, some folks can't take a joke. I will keep posting jokes and hope you like them.

[starone]

I have a few times marval. A couple of times it involved illnesses, like alzheimer's and once I was accused of being racist. I'm not, but that isn't really the point, I just don't think it worth my while. With regard to your jokes, I know I shall enjoy them - I always have and as I like to laugh I always will.

[marval]

My jokes were Polish and they got pulled, some people complained. They did come from someone Polish so I did not consider them racist. Just keep laughing and smiling Star.