Promises...

[Jemisa]

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the table..
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herbert , you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Herbert, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
"Herbert, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Herbert, remember that *** you always wanted? Here it comes."......

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[Jemisa]

This is one of my all time fav. jokes.

jem

[Georgiesmum]

???? Sorry, i didnt follow the end bit???

[magicmick]

GeorgesmumI think you will find it has something to do with blowing the ashes away

[mike11111]

I think that if you replace the asterisks with an anagram of wobl boj it makes more sense.

[Georgiesmum]

Derr, the penny has dropped now, thanks! I must be getting tired!

[Jemisa]

Didn't realise ed had censured it. yes the words are... B!0w J0b

jem

[wendilla]

Hi Jemisa I love your jokes but just thought I would tell you with reading that one before the last line goes something like this . Remember the *** I promised you well here it comes now.

[wendilla]

woops

[AB Editor]

Hi, just going to take that out of the filter. Thought I already had to be honest...

[tonyav]

Very good Jem lol.

[Marijn]

blow job