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Jemisa | 13:25 Wed 01st Aug 2012 | Jokes
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A woman walks into a very expensive shop selling Persian rugs.
She sees a nice rug and walks over to look at it. As she bends to inspect the rug she lets out a loud f@rt. Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone has noticed.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good morning Madam, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Madam if you f@rted just looking at it, you're going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price.
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An oldie but a goldie. Brings a smile to my face every time.Thanks Jem.
13:35 Wed 01st Aug 2012
Big LOL, I like it Jem.
An oldie but a goldie. Brings a smile to my face every time.Thanks Jem.
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Ooooooo!! Thanks Tony, What? & you're not going to report me??

Jem
Not on this occasion Jem lol, ( although I may have done if it had been a man and not a woman buying the rug lol).
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Tony... Heaven forbid! (lol)

jem
LOL.
Made me really lol jem.
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