Hard times......

[ELVIS68]

Money is so tight these days that on my sons 12th birthday we put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror

[tonyav]

LOL.

[bookbinder]

You can afford a mirror?

[tonyav]

I know bookbinder, he doesn't know he's born lol.

[Old_Geezer]

Should've put a quarter one with 3 candles up in the corner of 2 mirrors.

[tonyav]

2 Mirrors OG, he must be made of money lol.

[Jemisa]

Thats a good idea ELVIS, I might try that on my daughters 40th (lol)

jem

[tonyav]

Tight git lol ^^^^

[bookbinder]

When I was a kid, we were so poor that we couldn't afford a mirror. We had to put a pan of water in the yard and wait until it froze over, and that was our mirror.

[Everhelpful]

When I was a Kid we couldn't afford Laxatives so my Father used to sit me on the Toilet and tell me Ghost Stories.

[bookbinder]

That's quite good, Ever.
When I was a kid, we were so poor that we had to watch TV by candlelight.

[weecalf]

We had no coal so my dad used to eat victory vs and we used to sit round his tongue

[starone]

Laughed aloud at joke and answers.

[chaptazbru]

Especially Everhelpful's (lol).

[JonnyBoy12]

We were so poor that at school I could afford to pay attention in class!

[tonyav]

lol.

[JonnyBoy12]

Are some people on here so poor that they can not afford a dictionary?

Signed

The Spelling Police

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, don't start that Jonny.

[marval]

HaHa, good ones

[pjgriffo]

money is so tight in our house, my wife has started making love to me again - she can no longer afford batteries.