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A Really bad day...
There was this bloke in a pub, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making lorry driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the bloke, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The lorry driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss is outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to get my car, I find out it has been stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I realise I've left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.
I get home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this pub. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
You show up and drink my poison."
Then, this big trouble-making lorry driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the bloke, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The lorry driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss is outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to get my car, I find out it has been stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I realise I've left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.
I get home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this pub. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
You show up and drink my poison."
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