The photograph...

[Jemisa]

While enjoying a drink with his mate one night, Ryan decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar.She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise asks him to accompany her home.They spend the night hard at it.Finally they finish;Ryan rolls off the bed, pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter. He asks his new love if she has a light. "There might be some matches in the top drawer",she replies. Opening the drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man.

Naturally he begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he enquires nervously. "No,silly" she replies. "Your boyfriend then?" "No",she replirs,snuggling up to him. "Who is he then?"

"Thats me,before the operation!"

[daftgrandad]

Nice one Jem.Good to see you back !

[marval]

lol

[Mick-Talbot]

lol, nice one, jem ....... Don't you just love sickipedia.

[starone]

Tee-hee - very funny.

[heathfield]

Glad you're back, Jem. Pleased the joke's back, too!! ;-)

[Infomaniac]

Oooooh!

[Mick-Talbot]

I think my favourite from the sex and Sugar category is this one.


I've just been showing my new girlfriend my photo album of family members.

As I opened to the first page I said, "This is my dad's, he's very proud of it,




it's eight inches and as you can see quite girthy."