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Would You Give Up Territory For Peace?.

 The Ukraine war is dragging on. The far east of Ukraine was pro Russian and they are now occupying it, so in negotiations would you give it up for the chance to end the war?.
13:26 Sun 05th May 202414 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:51 Tue 07th May 2024
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Crabs - Dad Joke - Fired.

 Why are crabs so bad at sharing?.   Because they are always shellfish.                                                                                            When does a joke become a dad... ...
12:52 Sun 05th May 20241 answer, last by Chipchopper 18:36 Mon 06th May 2024
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Near Miss On The Road.

 I had a near miss when driving home last night, a youth in a speeding car overtook a car on a corner right in front of me and i had to flash my lights at him. Anyone else had one recently?.
12:12 Sun 05th May 202422 answers, last by Peter Pedant 07:38 Mon 06th May 2024
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How Many Abers Actually Like To Watch Sport?.

 I support the Canaries and watch the replays when i can and sometimes go, i enjoy watching England rugby and cricket on TV. Do many on here enjoy watching sport?. 
12:25 Sun 28th Apr 202423 answers, last by fourteen85 08:53 Mon 29th Apr 2024
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Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The... ...
15:37 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by Patsy33 15:43 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Road Closures.

  There seems to be a lot of road closures in my area of Norfolk at the moment. Road improvements and new housing estates are being built. Is it nationwide?.
14:55 Sun 31st Mar 20249 answers, last by Maydup 00:50 Mon 01st Apr 2024
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Clock Change Tonight.

 Tonight we change the clocks to BST. Overnight we put the clocks forward one hour. I have left written notes in my house to remind me. Do Abers remember it or need reminding?.
18:44 Sat 30th Mar 202414 answers, last by Cloverjo 01:15 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Shortsighted Politicians Over Defence.

 An unstable world with a major war in Europe which the mad Putin has control over Russias nuclear missiles, a war in the Middle East, global conflicts. But against the experts our politicians... ...
16:19 Sat 09th Mar 202479 answers, last by Old_Geezer 23:00 Sun 10th Mar 2024
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The New Dr Who.

 I watched the new Dr. Who, and although the story was a bit slow Ncuti Gatwa was good as the new Doctor. His assistant was good too. Did others like him?.
16:15 Sat 30th Dec 20236 answers, last by Redhelen72 13:07 Sun 31st Dec 2023
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Good Morning.

  It is a cool but dry morning in Norfolk with a forecast of a sunny day, it will be welcome as there were huge pools of water on the roads yesterday. This is my last day off before a return to... ...
07:25 Fri 03rd Nov 202310 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:36 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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Knock, Knock.

Knock Knock. Whos there?. Tank. Tank who?. Youre welcome!.       Knock Knock. Whos there?. Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?. Wooden shoe like to know!.                                               ... ...
08:44 Tue 17th Oct 20231 answer, last by Moorea7 08:57 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Are Recycling Centre Charges Sensible?.

 I recently took some waste mixed earth and gravel  to the local recycling centre expecting to pay to get rid of it, but i  was told that the earth and stones should be segregated and i will have... ...
13:55 Sun 08th Oct 202318 answers, last by ladybirder 16:38 Tue 10th Oct 2023
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Attaching Content On To Questions.

   Can you help?. How do you attach articles and pictures on to questions?.
17:41 Fri 06th Oct 202312 answers, last by Barsel 12:47 Thu 12th Oct 2023
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Cleaning Glasses.

 I wear glasses and find they get dirty fairly quickly caused by  I wear glasses and find they get smudged from my body heat, and to clean them and i use a lens cloth, and  lens  wipes called... ...
11:15 Sat 30th Sep 202316 answers, last by Maydup 01:44 Tue 03rd Oct 2023
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Mushroom.

Why was the mushroom always happy ?. Because he was a fungi....
21:27 Fri 08th Sep 20235 answers, last by zabado 09:31 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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On The Seabed.

What lies on the seabed and shakes ?. A nervous wreck....
12:00 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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How Stupid They Are.

I had a phone call from an Englishman saying his company had taken two payments from my bank account for the article i ordered but the last payment did not go through. I knew i had had no withdrawals...
11:36 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by roopower 14:55 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Proud Of The Lionesses.

The run of England in the womens football world cup gave us a lot of entertainment. They played well and just missed out with winning it. They have done a lot for the sport and i think the future for...
16:25 Mon 21st Aug 202321 answers, last by William51 12:00 Wed 23rd Aug 2023
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Fun Celebrity Name Alterations.

There is a lot of fun can be had by changing and corrupting celebrity names. Let me start. Shirley Bassey - Birley Shassey....
11:47 Mon 21st Aug 202345 answers, last by Canary42 17:55 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Speeding Elephant.

Seen on the Two Ronnies TV programme. - An elephant has just done a ton on the motorway and police advise to drive with caution and treat it as a roundabout....
00:09 Mon 14th Aug 20238 answers, last by Arksided 10:34 Mon 14th Aug 2023

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