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On The Seabed.

What lies on the seabed and shakes ?. A nervous wreck....
11:00 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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How Stupid They Are.

I had a phone call from an Englishman saying his company had taken two payments from my bank account for the article i ordered but the last payment did not go through. I knew i had had no withdrawals...
10:36 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by roopower 13:55 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Proud Of The Lionesses.

The run of England in the womens football world cup gave us a lot of entertainment. They played well and just missed out with winning it. They have done a lot for the sport and i think the future for...
15:25 Mon 21st Aug 202321 answers, last by William51 11:00 Wed 23rd Aug 2023
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Fun Celebrity Name Alterations.

There is a lot of fun can be had by changing and corrupting celebrity names. Let me start. Shirley Bassey - Birley Shassey....
10:47 Mon 21st Aug 202345 answers, last by Canary42 16:55 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Speeding Elephant.

Seen on the Two Ronnies TV programme. - An elephant has just done a ton on the motorway and police advise to drive with caution and treat it as a roundabout....
23:09 Sun 13th Aug 20238 answers, last by Arksided 09:34 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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2023 Ashes Series.

This cricket Ashes series against Australia has been fantastic. All five tests were good and were hard fought. England did well to level the series 2-2 but were unlucky to lose it because of the crazy...
07:46 Thu 03rd Aug 20231 answer, last by Buenchico 19:26 Thu 03rd Aug 2023
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Flies On A Cornflake Box.

Two flies were on the top of a cornflake box. One started running about, the other said "Why are you doing that?, " because it says tear along the dotted line!"....
09:10 Thu 27th Jul 2023
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Kids Arrested. - Tesco Barcode. - Gary Kasparov.

Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode....
13:50 Sun 23rd Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:30 Mon 24th Jul 2023
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Flies On A Tin Can.

Two flies were on the top of a food can. One was running around, " Why are yoy doing that ? the other said, " because it says tear along the dotted line!"....
14:23 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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Knock Knock. - Knock Knock. - Doctor Doctor. - Doctor Doctor.

Knock Knock. Whos there?. Witches. Witches who?. Witch is the way to the store?.- Knock Knock. Whos there?. Hatch. Hatch who?. Bless You!. --- Doctor, Doctor. I have only got 59 seconds to live. Hang...
18:12 Sat 10th Jun 202311 answers, last by Arksided 12:19 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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Good Luck City.

Manchester City is playing Inter Milan in the Champion League final this evening, and they are favourites to win, but a final is unpredictable and i hope City manage the game well and bring home the...
08:18 Sat 10th Jun 202316 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 10:03 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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Misplaced Parcels.

Every year a relative sends me a book but this year it went hilariously wrong. I did not get it, and after enquiring my relative was told as i was out the parcel was delivered to a farm in my...
07:48 Fri 09th Jun 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 05:59 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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Large Cursor Arrow?.

I easily loose sight of the cursor on my laptop screen, and have looked online for any mice with larger cursor arrows, without success. Are there any anywhere?....
16:02 Tue 06th Jun 20237 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:15 Tue 06th Jun 2023
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Cinderella. Switzerland. Flying.

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?. She kept running away from the ball!. - What is the best thing about Switzerland?. I do not know, but the flag is a big plus!. - A century age two...
16:27 Mon 05th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:05 Tue 06th Jun 2023
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City Or United ?.

Tomorrow is the first ever Manchester derby FA cup final. I am rooting for City and hope they get one over United. City or United ?....
08:02 Fri 02nd Jun 202349 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 17:56 Sun 04th Jun 2023
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Carpet And Curtain. Cheese Factory. Doctor, Doctor.

What did the carpet say to the grumpy curtain?. Pull yourself together!. - Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?. There was nothing left but de Brie!. - Doctor, Doctor. I...
16:49 Wed 24th May 2023
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Ring Pull Cans.

When i go shopping i see most vegetable and fruit tins with ring pull opening and some still not having them. a lot of meat tins you still need a can opener. Why do not all manufacturers now use ring...
07:56 Wed 24th May 202319 answers, last by Buenchico 22:31 Thu 25th May 2023
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Maigret.

I have enjoyed watching the french detective Maigret on Talking Pictures TV. Some weeks there is the English version with Rupert Davies and other weeks there is the French version with subtitles. Very...
07:59 Tue 16th May 20235 answers, last by drmorgans 16:13 Tue 23rd May 2023
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Peter Pan. Octopus. Doctor, Doctor.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?. Because he Neverlands!. - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?. Ten tickles!. - Doctor, Doctor. Is it true exercise kills germs?. Possibly, but how...
16:01 Mon 15th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:00 Tue 16th May 2023
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Supermarket Trolley Users.

I always take my trolley back to the collection point and most shoppers are responsible, but their are a few who cannot be bothered to tidy up after they have used theirs. Some are left in the car...
08:15 Mon 15th May 202311 answers, last by Hazlinny 18:46 Mon 15th May 2023

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