Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode. i said "Are you two an item?. - I had dinner with Gary Kasarov (the world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth, it took him an hour to pass me the salt!.
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