And There's More
I accidentally put my wallet in the freezer last night.
It turned out to be a good thing, though. I really needed some cold, hard cash.
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I ordered a frankfurter in a Newcastle chip shop, they gave me a picture of Sinatra.
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My friend said ‘miniscule, tiny, little’.
I was like alright mate, enough of the small talk........
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Two old ladies were sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
Lady One: I've sat here so long, my bum's gone to sleep.
Lady Two: I know, I can hear it snoring.
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