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British And Foreign Abers.

I wonder how many Abers are British and how many are from overseas. I would guess most are British but...?. In your answer please say where you are....
18:31 Mon 07th Nov 202237 answers, last by emmie 04:08 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pack of cards. I will deal with you in a minute!. - Doctor, Doctor. I keep going invisible. I am sorry i cannot see you now!....
15:58 Thu 20th Oct 20222 answers, last by Bazile 16:09 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Covid And Flu Jabs.

Today i had my fourth Covid jab and had a flu jab. How many others have had the same?....
16:18 Sat 15th Oct 202224 answers, last by mumstheword1 18:14 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Doctor,Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing insects spinning around me. Do not worry there is a bug going around!. - Doctor, Doctor. Can you help me out. Certainly, which way did you come in?....
08:35 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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England Mens Footballer Team?.

The team is doing dreadfully at the moment, but i hope it will come right for the world cup. I am still disappointed at the golden opportunity they had at Euro 2020 and blew it. Any comments?....
14:52 Sat 24th Sep 20223 answers, last by calmck 14:56 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. They have taken off the cricket team, they call me butterfingers.- Do not worry, what you have is not catching. Doctor, Doctor. I have broken my arm in two places. - Then do not go...
06:15 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Tears For The Queen.

Admit it, you shed a few tears for the Queen this past week. I did !....
07:37 Thu 22nd Sep 202237 answers, last by William51 06:04 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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When Is A Door..?

When is a door not a door?. When it is ajar!....
17:04 Mon 05th Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:03 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Donate?.

Hello. Donate?, who to?. I have not seen any request for donations?. Please give a plea and reason for any donations, and i will respond....
17:45 Sun 04th Sep 20224 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 07:36 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Washing Boots And Shoes.

After the hot sweaty summer my work boots are smelly and feel wet to wear. How do you wash them?, are they safe to put in the washing machine?, or soaked in a bucket of water?. Any advice please....
08:56 Sun 04th Sep 202217 answers, last by predator7 10:42 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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What Did The?.

What did the carpet say to the floor?. Do not move i have got you covered!. - What did the carpet say to the table?. Look out, i can see your draws!....
14:50 Sat 06th Aug 20225 answers, last by Canary42 17:03 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Fantasy Football Team ?.

For years i have been doing a Fantasy team and it has been a lot of fun, at the moment i am with the Daily Telegraph in a league, i think i have picked a good team this year. Do many Abers have a...
14:58 Fri 05th Aug 20221 answer, last by Lie-in King 10:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. My daughter has swallowed my pen, what shall i do?. Just use a pencil until i get there!. Doctor, Doctor, i have lost my memory!. When did this happen?, when did what happen?....
16:34 Sun 31st Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 08:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Have You Got Rain?.

It is a steady light rain here in Norfolk, the first for a while. Have you got any?....
10:22 Sat 30th Jul 202233 answers, last by Maydup 16:34 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Most Disjointed Government?.

The present government appears to have gone from one argument to another scandal to another story to explain. Yes ,partly caused by the media. But i cannot remember in recent times a government so...
15:14 Wed 20th Jul 20227 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:36 Wed 20th Jul 2022
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Freddies Field Of Dreams.

Last night watched on BBC1 the last part of Freddie Flintoffs Field Of Dreams where he trained a group of ordinary youngsters to play in a cricket team. What a great job he did for the youngsters and...
10:31 Wed 20th Jul 2022
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There Was An Old Man Called Putin.

There was an old man called Putin, who went on a country lootin", .... .... ..... ....
10:49 Wed 13th Jul 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:02 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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The Drunk Builder.

Did you hear the one about the drunk builder?. He got plastered!....
07:24 Wed 13th Jul 20229 answers, last by Ken4155 11:12 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. "I feel like a carrot". "Do not get yourself in a stew!". - Doctor, Doctor, "What happened to the man who fell in to a saw and cut his left side of his body off?". "He is all right...
08:38 Sun 03rd Jul 20222 answers, last by Arksided 09:56 Sun 03rd Jul 2022

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