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[William51]

What did the carpet say to the floor?. Do not move i have got you covered!. - What did the carpet say to the table?. Look out, i can see your draws!.

[Prudie]

I met a Mr and Mrs Wallcarpet once, they had a son called Walter.

[Hazlinny]

An oldie: What did the stamp say to the envelope ... Stick with me and we'll go places.

[Blubster]

Another old groaner.

What did the scarf say to the hat?


You go on ahead, I'll hang around

[Patsy33]

I told the builder I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair..

[Canary42]

What did the bra say to the hat ?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.