Smoking story

[madiba]

My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today."Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me."Yes," I replied, "About 20 a day.""That's terrible," he said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up.""Fair enough, doc" I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning."

[starone]

Tee-hee, naughty but funny.

[mrs.chappie]

That's funny. :o)

[Jemisa]

:(

jem

[roger]

All a question of priorities - he got 'em bang on !

[mike11111]

Rather like the harassed mother who opened the door to a man who said, "Good morning, I'm collecting for Dr Banardo's", to which she replied, "Good, you can take these two little buggers for a start!"

[Jemisa]

Yes Mike I like that
(Sent it to my daughter after 6 long weeks I'm sure she would have offered hers up too) LOL

Jem