Phone rings

[McMouse]

woman answers.

The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a real tight Yabbie with no hair?"

Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching the television - who shall I say is calling?"

[McMouse]

Swear filter changed ar se to Yabbie. How odd.

[excelsior-1]

yes - very good.

although i've never heard the term 'yabbie' before.

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, very good, McMouse.

excel - I hadn't heard of yabbie either. Just googled it and found and Australian crayfish/lobster type thingy. AB is so educational, isn't it?

[excelsior-1]

kiki, thank you.

i'm in the middle of constructing another quiz ... that would be a superb question to add. 'what is a yabbie'

[Kiki-frog]

The answer being 'What AB calls an a**e', of course.

[Marijn]

Is arse not allowed anymore?

[Marijn]

I don't think you typed arse, it must've been something ruder.