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Jemisa | 13:31 Thu 13th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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A Poem for you.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To make it straight, she pulls it..
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It's hell of a job threading a needle!




A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said, I'll pay you in monthly installments.'
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Yeuch............
Double yeuch
That first one is actually one of many bawdy riddles dating from Saxon times and was written down in Old English. So you could say it is indeed an old joke!
But the second one.......................
LOL, like em, Jem.
A Geordie poem (strictly for those who save some passssing acquaintance with the the dialect:

Hairdresser: Good morning, Sir, what would you like?

Customer: Can Aa have a perm, please?
Pressed submit too early

To continue, Hairdresser: Nee problem, mate, "Aa wandad loonly as a clood..."
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Kiki, never professed it was new. - - - Is that when you first heard it then?
Didn't know you were that old! You take care.

jem
Tee-hee - my mind was thinking all sorts.

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