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Two coffee's in Heaven...
Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds
Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than st. Peter
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohamed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope,he asks again,
'Are you Mohamed?'
'No, I am Jesus,the Christ;
you will find Mohamed higher up.'
Mohamed higher than Jesus!
Man,oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver white beard and once again
repeats his question:
'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and
the Omega,
but you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Ah! Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands
and yells out: 'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God;
the president is an idiot.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds
Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than st. Peter
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohamed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope,he asks again,
'Are you Mohamed?'
'No, I am Jesus,the Christ;
you will find Mohamed higher up.'
Mohamed higher than Jesus!
Man,oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver white beard and once again
repeats his question:
'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and
the Omega,
but you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Ah! Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands
and yells out: 'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God;
the president is an idiot.
Answers
For those that complained about this 'Joke' why bother? Report it get it pulled. If the Ed passed it it shows he understands its a 'Joke'
You shouldn't even be looking in 'Jokes' if you can't take one. Tctk Tctk.
jem
You shouldn't even be looking in 'Jokes' if you can't take one. Tctk Tctk.
jem
11:35 Fri 14th Sep 2012
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I never query anything in the Jokes section. Why don't people accept it for what it is - a joke. I have loads of jokes I am afraid to put on here for fear of being accused of something or other. Lighten up everyone, and post some jokes yourself. I haven't noticed the Irish or Scots grumble and neither do blondes and there are plenty or derogatory jokes about them.
For those who wish to criticise my comment I would merely point out that in order for it to be called a joke, it has to be funny, not merely offensive. Attacks against any religion will inevitably be offensive to some, when it involves Islam, the results can be catastrophic. In any case Obama is a Christian so the 'joke' is in any case inaccurate.
Of course,it was'nt funny,it was one of jems(wink to jem) Are you
Laying the blame for these catastrophic results you talk of at the door of the joke-teller,film-maker etc. The blame lies with the inadequates who carry out the mindless violence. Certain types can & do take 'offence' at anything & quite frankly decent people are sick to death of tippy-toeing around them.The joke was obviously about Osama but has been altered to the Christian Obama as a sop to your joyless friends unfortunately.
Laying the blame for these catastrophic results you talk of at the door of the joke-teller,film-maker etc. The blame lies with the inadequates who carry out the mindless violence. Certain types can & do take 'offence' at anything & quite frankly decent people are sick to death of tippy-toeing around them.The joke was obviously about Osama but has been altered to the Christian Obama as a sop to your joyless friends unfortunately.
