2 Old ladies.

[moonraker558]

TTFN & Sibton were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Sibton noticed something funny about TTFN's ear and said,
"Did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

TTFN answered, "I have? A suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, "Sibton, I'm glad you saw this thing.
Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

[tonyav]

LOL but your so dead.

[Barmaid]

lol, its been nice knowing you moonie..............

[EDDIE51]

When heard this joke it was a tampon.

[ttfn]

World War III ...





(and I have bigger bazookas than do you, so watch out)

[joggerjayne]

The punch line used to be ...

"Some bum's got my pencil"

[starone]

So you have set ttfn on the warpath moonie. You are a very brave man.

[ttfn]

No, Star - just stupid and utterly reckless ;)

[welshlibranr]

not funny!.......ttfn will be out to get you!.................

[ttfn]

Thank you, welsh x, glad someone understands the gravitas of this post.

[sunny-dave]

gravy what ?

[Jemisa]

Love it.
I was in that cafe that morning wondered why she was so fidgety...

jem :)

[Lie-in King]

ttfn used to think innuendo was an Italian suppository...

[Mamyalynne]

That is why she walks the way she does.

[MarkRae]

Ouch!

[Mamyalynne]

Lynne rings Pickfords for a removal quote....eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

[MarkRae]

Assume the position...

[Mamyalynne]

Oooh Matron.....no!!

[pips1]

hahahaha you lot are so quick!!

[moonraker558]

Flippin' eck TT, That is one scary AV you have there

[ttfn]

It is meant to be, my little Bug Whiskers ;)