my boss, "what do you want me to do with this 50 metre roll of bubblewrap"?
"just pop it over there in the corner" he replied........... Took me two days!
My former Headteacher gave one of dopiest girls inschool a couple of books of raffle tickets and their stubs that had been filled in and told her to Tear these up, put one half in there and the other in there. Needless to say the girl tore each individual ticket in half and distributed them as instructed.