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Condoms
A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms.
The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?"
The guy said, "Good, I'll take a box."
A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity section.
The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."
The clerk asked, "What bust?"
To which he replied, "One of the stupid blue ones!"
The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?"
The guy said, "Good, I'll take a box."
A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity section.
The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."
The clerk asked, "What bust?"
To which he replied, "One of the stupid blue ones!"
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