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moonraker558 | 19:22 Sun 04th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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After getting married Ttfn & Moony go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, Moony leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet".
Ttfn takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first". So off she goes, but on her way back
she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Moony jumps up concerned "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?". Well no harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad sex for two hours. Afterwards, Ttfn goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way back she trips over the piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Moony looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch".
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ttfn and I are having a brandy and working out your punishment - it will not be nice!
Yer dead, moony lol.
No stamina, moonie! What a disappointment!
Take no notice, moony lol.
Tony, so you can't stay the course either?
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What? What?.....
LOL.
Hee hee chuckle chuckle
'mad' would be the operative word






























thudddddddddddd


Be afraid Moony, very afraid ...


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