Police Theft

[DTCwordfan]

Apparently Truro Police station have had a theft over the weekend, an inside job one may say, of all of the toilets in both the men's and women's.

The Chief Inspector commented to the Press: "Police have nothing to go on."

[Psybbo]

Good one

[Wharton]

missing dog - police have a lead
hole in the road - police are looking into it
etc

[Jemisa]

Oh dear DT, oh dear oh dear..... :)

Jem

[starone]

Tee-hee.

[cupid04]

a man was pulled up the side of the road for erratic driving.
The policeman says 'breathe into this bag, it will tell you how drunk you are.
the man replied 'I've got an old bag at home who tells me that!

[bluebirdino]

a lorry load of onions has overturned on the m4 . police advise motorists to look for a hard shoulder to cry on !

[JonnyBoy12]

Today in Liverpool a lorry full of Viagra was stolen in broad daylight.

Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals!

[Wharton]

Suspected 'over the limit' driver stopped and asked to walk in a straight line.
WPC - "You're staggering, sir".
Alleged Drunk - "You're not bad looking yourself, madam".