Technology1 min ago
Forgot my glasses
Yesterday, my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "For crying out loud, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "For crying out loud, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
Answers
Five jumps a week! That's a really good one, Star
09:39 Thu 15th Nov 2012
Can't be specific, other than I loved it and was sorry to retire. Stressful but very rewarding, I ofter dream I'm still in work. Sort of a problem solver. I wish you every success in your hunt, not easy in this climate! Son has an important interview this morning, here's hoping he is successful too,