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starone | 09:37 Thu 15th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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Yesterday, my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "For crying out loud, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
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Five jumps a week! That's a really good one, Star
09:39 Thu 15th Nov 2012
Five jumps a week! That's a really good one, Star
LOL, the address of that club please
In what capacity would you want to join, sibton?
Ah babes, any luck on the job hunt?
in answer to your question, just as an observer, you understand
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I thought you meant the address of the senior citizens centre sibton. I have a pure mind, you see. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. And yes, I have got my fingers crossed in case you wondered.
Star, of course you're right
five jumps every week. well that should help to pass the time. sign me up please.
Morning sibton. I thought you meant you were looking for a way to earn some extra money.

No luck on the jobs for for me yet- I sent another application off yesterday and I'm going to sign up with an agency today for supply work.

Do you not have a job? If not what was your job?
five a week? I'd better order some viagra
Can't be specific, other than I loved it and was sorry to retire. Stressful but very rewarding, I ofter dream I'm still in work. Sort of a problem solver. I wish you every success in your hunt, not easy in this climate! Son has an important interview this morning, here's hoping he is successful too,
You retired early then?
I'd love to lie about it, but no. You've sussed me:((
Whatever your age I still picture you as looking like Debbie Harry in 1980
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Starbi, thats a good 'um. :)

Jem
Another funny one Star

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