Forgot my glasses

[starone]

Yesterday, my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "For crying out loud, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

[Kiki-frog]

Five jumps a week! That's a really good one, Star

[Psybbo]

LOL, the address of that club please

[factor-fiction]

In what capacity would you want to join, sibton?

[Psybbo]

Ah babes, any luck on the job hunt?
in answer to your question, just as an observer, you understand

[starone]

I thought you meant the address of the senior citizens centre sibton. I have a pure mind, you see. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. And yes, I have got my fingers crossed in case you wondered.

[Psybbo]

Star, of course you're right

[lady-janine]

five jumps every week. well that should help to pass the time. sign me up please.

[factor-fiction]

Morning sibton. I thought you meant you were looking for a way to earn some extra money.

No luck on the jobs for for me yet- I sent another application off yesterday and I'm going to sign up with an agency today for supply work.

Do you not have a job? If not what was your job?

[aelmpvw]

five a week? I'd better order some viagra

[Psybbo]

Can't be specific, other than I loved it and was sorry to retire. Stressful but very rewarding, I ofter dream I'm still in work. Sort of a problem solver. I wish you every success in your hunt, not easy in this climate! Son has an important interview this morning, here's hoping he is successful too,

[factor-fiction]

You retired early then?

[Psybbo]

I'd love to lie about it, but no. You've sussed me:((

[factor-fiction]

Whatever your age I still picture you as looking like Debbie Harry in 1980

[Psybbo]

:-)

[Jemisa]

Starbi, thats a good 'um. :)

Jem

[marval]

Another funny one Star