Forgot My Glasses!

[starone]

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh dear, I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.


Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
but sometimes it can be fun.

[robert551069]

Thanks for the excellent joke, starone. I have passed it on to some friends.

[Connemmara]

that was good Starone - as life as a senior citizen is so difficult -methinks. Sometimes I think I am an alien who fell from another planet.

[excelsior-1]

superb!

cannot wait to pass it on (with your permission)

[marval]

Brilliant Star

[cupid04]

Lol!

[tonyav]

LOL.

[starone]

Glad you liked it. Pass it on by all means. The more who have a laugh the better.