Just a chuckle 2
This couple had lived together in the old village for over sixty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam!", replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the lift!"
This priest was with a dying man, the priest whispering firmly, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"
The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order, Still the man said nothing.
The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
The dying man said, "Until I know for sure where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
Nancy decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet.
Her first move was to access Google, and she told her it could answer any question she had.
Nancy's mother was very sceptical until Nancy said, "its true, Mom."
"Think of something to ask it."
As Nancy sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, and then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"