19 out of 20...

[Jemisa]

A sergeant was addressing a squad of 20 men and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here.
Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 19 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?"

The man replied: "To tell you the truth I couldn't be @rsed sarge."

[marval]

HaHa

[starone]

tee-hee lovely jem.