Where is it?...
Burford is checking out of a hotel one morning when suddenly he has to take a crap real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the toilets are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his trousers , uproots a plant, and takes a sh!t in the pot.
Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets an e-mail from the hotel that reads
"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...*WHERE* it is?"
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