This is a true story,

[notnutnut]

Quite a few years ago whilst undergoing a 'stock check' by her majesties constabulary I was attributed two 'bodyguards' (to ensure I didn't run off they told me).Anyway,after an hour or so I see someone approaching with an aluminum suitcase who has obviously modeled himself on Jeremy Beadle,I inquire if perchance he is the police photographer,one 'bodyguard' says 'yeah, he does all the page three girls' I reply 'that's f*****g handy, the other 'bodyguard' asks 'why's that then?' I say 'well he's used to working with tits' one laughed the other not but it still causes me a smile.No charges to me but more careful who to rent premises to.

[MASS1961]

In Jokes ????????? Ha.ha..a......?.......:-(

[Ann]

Not sure I get it? Is it me?

[shoota]

No, its Nonuts

[cupid04]

lol whats it like to live with nonuts!

[baza]

you would be female.

[baza]

bought some monkey nuts the other day, pack said "warning may contain nuts", no sh1t sherlock.