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excelsior-1 | 20:15 Fri 30th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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.... From my job as a human cannonball
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I was going to print out all these excel ant answers but I find I don't have a cartridge left. Never mind. I shall rifle through the desk. If I don't hit my target I shall have another shot at it tomorrow.
Ta for all the fun dtc
21:17 Fri 30th Nov 2012
Well excel you must have expected it, well they were gunning after you.
LOL @jno
and there's only one thing to drink from shot glasses

http://www.kalashnikov-vodka.com/

(that's real stuff, btw)
You are such a son-of-a-gun!
Was triggerhippy doing the firing?
Once more into the breech with a new job...
Maybe a new line of work would fit like a full metal jacket...
good to see excel's survived the night before as frisky as a Colt
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Just need to rifle through my credentials
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I might go back though ... Ask if they will give me another shot at the job
Be sure to use bullets in your CV x
They might recoil at that thought...
I think I'll go to cellar and dust off a magnum, Im sure there is one in the freezer
But... if it's a good job it could be a real uzi...
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Sure you know your way down there dicky?
I could lend you an 'ordnance' survey map
I painted a church once clanad, it was a case of spray and pray.
Best stop now, we could all be on report
Just don't take it to hard and get loaded...
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Are you wanting to 'muzzle' us, dicky?
No he's been silenced, excel.

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