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excelsior-1 | 20:15 Fri 30th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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.... From my job as a human cannonball
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I was going to print out all these excel ant answers but I find I don't have a cartridge left. Never mind. I shall rifle through the desk. If I don't hit my target I shall have another shot at it tomorrow.
Ta for all the fun dtc
21:17 Fri 30th Nov 2012
How is the day after excel? At least the company will never find anyone of your calibre. ( I'll get me coat!)
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You can do better than that, dicky
Did you leave with a bang?
So you've had the bullet, excel.
... Or with a damp squib?
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Not exactly clanad .. But the job was a barrel of laughs
I was going to say, "boom boom!" but then I thought, "how silly!"
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Yes tony.
It was rather an explosive situation
So... what do you aim for now?
Oh well, once more into the breech, excel.
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I'm gunner look for something else, clanad
You could get canonized, excel.
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I am pleased that my op has 'triggered' some responses
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No tony ... I shall re - fuse that honour
Is chelle taking your place?
I bet that left you shell shocked, excel.
Well, I'll try to get back on target.
How was the birthday? I asked on the GMEB thread this am if you had reported in, but, there you were not. Did you have a good day?
At least it doesn't sound like an accidental discharge...
everyone drank his health from shot glasses, Dicky
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Sorry dicky .. Not around this morning.
I had a great birthday, thank you for asking.

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