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Ann | 12:56 Tue 04th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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Dear Santa, I would like a fat bank balance and a slim body ...... PLEASE don't get them mixed up like you did last year!
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Well, he did have a lot of those requests, you can't blame him for getting in a muddle.
13:01 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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I read the Daily Mail today too!
13:01 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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OMG you too? Thought it was only me!
13:04 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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I didn't!
13:04 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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I think Santa is suffering memory loss Ann, coz he got the same thing wrong with me. He's getting too old for the job now. (tee-hee)

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13:04 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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Both jokes I just posted came from the Daily Mail today - thought they were both funny and worth passing on :)
13:05 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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HaHa
14:39 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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he's done that to me too !
14:40 Tue 04th Dec 2012

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