Nightclub

[joeluke]

I was in a nightclub when some fat bird came up to me and tripped over.

"Oh, while you're down there," I said as she made her way up.

"You cheeky git," she laughed with a wink.

"No seriously fatty, do my shoelace up I have a bad back and can't bend."

[Jemisa]

What did she say back to you? I bet she said "Do you like hospital food"? **THUMP**

Not remotely funny

jem

[rojash]

"Not remotely funny"

pot, meet kettle

[askyourgran]

I would have got him to bend, on my way up.

[craft1948]

Actually I think that's quite funny........

[starone]

It's the fat bit that is objectionable.