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Jemisa | 23:13 Thu 13th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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An elderly gentleman went to the local chemists and asked the pharmacist to repeat his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist.

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore.
I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee in my slippers."
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Oldie but goodie
I just got that today jem you stole my thunder lol :-)
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Awww Magic!, sorree, i'll let you have it back after xmas. xx

jem
Lol the version I heard was that the man who always peed on his slippers went to Specsavers in the end because he had double vision and always went for the big one.
nice one, jemisa
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AYG, I like it. :)

Jem
Very good and two for the price of one again so two lols.

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