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Repeat Prescription...
An elderly gentleman went to the local chemists and asked the pharmacist to repeat his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist.
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore.
I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee in my slippers."
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