What's Your Favourite Punchline?

[ludwig]

I just want the punchline, not the joke.

[vetuste_ennemi]

No, Miss, it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you're thinking.

[Stephen_G]

Beryl replies "Well, at least let me lend you a vase"

The Gorilla says "Oh God, it's not in the papers already, is it?"

The other woman says "Yes I have but it's the only one the dog knows"

[jno]

who wants a furry martini?

[Jordyboy9]

ludwig when do you want the joke?

[Valmave]

It does'nt matter, I've got my bike outside.

[Baldric]

Worked it out with a pencil.

[andy-hughes]

" ... he's such a liar, he hasn't done any of those things!"

" ... Ok Ok, I'll wash up!"

" ... "well it would, the dog didn't want to go either!"

" ... it was't the same gorilla at all!"

" ... my wife's had a card in that said 'We'll never forget you, you were the best, from all the boys in the Fire Brigade!"

" ... he said it's alright, this chap doesn't like it either!"

" ... that's my boy, once a navy man, always a navy man!"

I find I recognise most of the punh-lines, but some i am realy curious about!

[mibn2cweus]

Bazinga!

[VHG]

"it looked so good I ate it myself"

[mibn2cweus]

Uranus.

[ChuckFickens]

Sure, let me hold your monkey.

[sunny-dave]

A cornetto and a tin of soup ...

[mibn2cweus]

That's what she said.

[WELSHYORKIE]

we're all in it together

[rowanwitch]

I'm sure I didn't ask for a 12"pianist

I'm a little drake and theres been a big mistake but I'm happy

No chance you've already broken yours

[ChuckFickens]

Getting blood on your clown suit.

[McMouse]

Bad dog.

[rowanwitch]

ooh it dispenses body lotion too

[wiltsman]

............. as the actress said to the bishop.

[ludwig]

// ludwig when do you want the joke? //

I don't, I just like the punchlines.