What's Your Favourite Punchline?

[ludwig]

I just want the punchline, not the joke.

[ludwig]

I'll start the ball rolling with..

'I'm going to cut six inches off your string vest'.

[Sipowicz]

"OK, swing em!"

[Arksided]

... and the leper said "keep the tip"

[stewey]

I left my harp in san frans disco.................Really long joke!

[ChillDoubt]

"Well put it this way Miss, they don't f*&% about in that Crematorium!"

[dickythecook]

I'm crying 'cos I'm happy. No-one has ever lifted me down off the railings before

[LyndaB]

No - it says "Welcome to Jamaica, I hope you enjoy your holiday"

[albaqwerty]

Don't put all your Basques in one exit.

[Canary42]

Nobody's perfect.

[WELSHYORKIE]

The cheque's in the post!

[FredPuli43]

"And there it was on the mantelpiece all the time!" No idea what the joke was. Max Miller used it as a throw away line on its own, and the audience laughed, so it must have meant something once

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Piper Alpha.

[joggerjayne]

Because they can't get the wrappers off.

[Iluvspikey]

One had a stroke, the other couldn't run fast enough

[bibblebub]

pretentious? moi?

[BRIGHT SPARK]

..naa heth not studyink anythin....hee's in a jar!