Sex Insurance....

[carrust]

Do you have any?

If not then read the list below catering for most tastes.

Sex with your wife.....Legal & General.

Sex with your partner......Standard Life.

Sex with someone different.....Go Compare

Sex on the phone....Direct Line

Sex with a fat bird.....More Than

Sex with a hot bird....Privileged

Sex on the back seat....Sheilas Wheels

Sex with a transvestite...Confused.com

Sex with an animal...Compare the Meercat

[jno]

oh I can't be going through all these again

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1181374.html

[Canary42]

Sex in a small car - A viva

[Canary42]

Sex with your sister - Norwich Union

[starone]

Yep, I did that one some time ago, I think it was in October.

[sunny-dave]

"Sex with your sister - Norwich Union"

"Yep, I did that one some time ago, I think it was in October. "

I sincerely hope not Starbuckone ....

< apologises >

< gets coat >

[boxtops]

LOL, but yes, this is (I think) the third time this one's come round

[starone]

No, silly dave, I haven't got a sister near enough, besides which I would have to be a lesbian which I definitely am not. You know I meant the whole joke don't you, you naughty man.

[sunny-dave]

:+)

[Mick-Talbot]

Try 7th, boxy.

[Jemisa]

Yes, I remember too.

But if one hasn't seen it it is quite clever.

Jem