Are you insured for sex?

[starone]

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite -confused.com !

[TheOtherHalf]

LOL we are with Zurich. is that sex with a Foreigner ?

[NOX]

Sex with a one eyed sailor- Admiral

[starone]

Tee-hee - lovely answers

[jno]

Sex with a close relative Norwich Union in the old days, no wonder it changed its name

[glasman]

I'm with No Nonsense. Think would there be whips involved?

[maggiebee]

Sex using condoms - Prudential?

[Kiki-frog]

Sex on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the fields and in the streets - Churchill

[stoofur]

Sex very carefully... Elephant

[sunny-dave]

My bike seems to be insured with Carol Nash - she must be busy ;+)

[DTCwordfan]

Sex inside the minute - Swiftcover

[DTCwordfan]

Sex after no alcohol consumed - AA Insurance

Sex with five sisters - Quinn Direct

Sex with The Duchess of Cambridge or Wessex - or Princess Anne - Royal Ins.

[gness]

My ex........Budget.

[DTCwordfan]

Sex between two Cornish folk; apart from being incest, it's the Cornish Mutual.

[gness]

I'm with Tesco.......would I have to give points?

[jno]

you might get a voucher, gness, 5p a litre off

[gness]

5p a litre???? Lord! The mind boggles.

[Bazile]

Sex in space - Orion insurance ?

[sunny-dave]

< crosses legs >

[Bazile]

Sex in the parents bed - no insurer willing to cover

[gness]

Then there's the vouchers for schools......bag for life.......cashback....
Beginning to be too much effort now....:-(