Are you insured for sex?

[starone]

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite -confused.com !

[starone]

Good gracious, I didn't expect to generate all these answers. Shows sex is a best seller.

[gness]

Hey Starby!!! Done a lot of things but haven't started selling it yet! Ahh.. sell by dates.....oh well. :-(

[DTCwordfan]

Sex insurance - 6 free red lightbulbs with every order.

[Psybbo]

Leasehold for ladies of the night?

[DTCwordfan]

what about men of the night too?

[Bazile]

Arthur Daley ended up in court , to do with some red light bulbs

[sunny-dave]

This is making me feel a bit nervous ...

... perhaps I need some more energy (and they attract birds too)

http://www.aldi.co.uk...ecial_buys3_27171.htm

[marval]

Sex with annoying animals - Compare the Meerkat.com

[ll_billym]

Sex with your relatives - Norwich Union.

[cupid04]

LOL!

[Psybbo]

Allianz for men of the night helps them sleep

[cupid04]

Abers should say what category they fall under.

[tonyav]

No they shouldn't lol. well I aint.

[DTCwordfan]

Sex with sheep - Wales Insurance

Sex with mice - Tony Roden(t) Insurance, County (Go) Down

Sex with pigs - Tony Ham Insurance

Sex with goats - Tony's Frontier Insurance......

Sex with big breasted women - consult Tony Boobier.

[tonyav]

Oi DT, I tottaly resemble that.

[boxtops]

I'm bemused by the Tonys. DT?

[DTCwordfan]

they all there for googling - Tony Boobier is an Insurance Broker.....

[baza]

are you confused dot com boxy?

[DTCwordfan]

Sex in a shop - John Lewis Insurance - and promoted by a Tony Levene.

[DTCwordfan]

Sex in Poland - Wizaz Shadow Baza Insurance (Waraw)