Injury Cut Short My Cricket Career...

[Cruciformist]

I suffered a leg break.

[Cruciformist]

I knew a girl who was a cricket groupie - an Oval teen, Yes, Siree!

[Baldric]

Can you get a position a Nightwatchman to tide you over?

[DTCwordfan]

That was true, man.

[emmie]

you silly mid on, really have to stop this cricket chatter...

[Cruciformist]

They mended my leg break with a nail - a brad, man!

[Psybbo]

Totally bowled over!

[vulcan]

yes it's time to say bye bye.

[Cruciformist]

By Jiminy! It's sib!

[Cruciformist]

No, Vulcan we should follow on.

[vulcan]

Ah, the umpire strikes back.

[Psybbo]

It must have rained off, surely?

[vulcan]

I was joking, has everybody gone on strike?

[Cruciformist]

I watched on TV - 20/20 vision.

[Cruciformist]

Puns - I've run out.

[DTCwordfan]

does sibs want a test match up

[Cruciformist]

So it would seam...

[vulcan]

If you want more cricketing terms, you could always googly it.

[Psybbo]

This is turning into a very rich seam Sorry, I just don't understand the game, but the goodies afterwards are lovely

[Cruciformist]

I have a flying mammal in my apartment - bat and pad.

[jno]

I'll bet you were at short leg after that