Injury Cut Short My Cricket Career...

[Cruciformist]

I suffered a leg break.

[emmie]

mind you don't fall over that box..

[Baldric]

Time to bail out!

[excelsior-1]

well, i don't know anything about cricket or cricketing terms ...
... so i am stumped

[vulcan]

stumped

[DTCwordfan]

I got nailed by a Swinger.....

[tonyav]

That was a bit silly mid on.

[Baldric]

You were bowled over?

[tonyav]

did you get hit in the googlies.

[DTCwordfan]

I was like a sex machine on the cricket pitch, regularly in and out.

[Cruciformist]

I was, Baldric, by a young nurse at A and E; but she wasn't a maiden.

[emmie]

i am not going to bail you out you know..

[Baldric]

Caught unawares?

[tonyav]

Or did you get caught in the slips.

[Prudie]

stop willowing about it

[Baldric]

Fell over a Duck?

[Cruciformist]

It was very straussful.

[marval]

Did that send you batty?

[DTCwordfan]

You could have been a choir boy, cruci....with those no balls.

[emmie]

cooke d your goose yet, or are your too straussed, perhaps you are in the full monty

[Baldric]

Was it a Long-hop to the pavillion?