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Three For The Price Of One
One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails.
"Good gracious," said Hilda, "How did you do that?"
"It was really simple," was Lena's reply. "I just hid his false teeth."
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
“As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.”
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”
While travelling cross country, a couple decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas.
While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbled in and headed for the closest stool at the counter.
As he lifted his leg over the stool, he cut one of the loudest farts ever heard by a human.
The tourist jumped up and screamed, "Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!"
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and said, "Begging your pardon, ma'am...I didn't know we were taking turns."
"Good gracious," said Hilda, "How did you do that?"
"It was really simple," was Lena's reply. "I just hid his false teeth."
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
“As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.”
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”
While travelling cross country, a couple decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas.
While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbled in and headed for the closest stool at the counter.
As he lifted his leg over the stool, he cut one of the loudest farts ever heard by a human.
The tourist jumped up and screamed, "Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!"
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and said, "Begging your pardon, ma'am...I didn't know we were taking turns."
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