The Wife's Christmas Present ?

[LochNessMonster]

She asked me for loads of diamonds.

So I've bought her a pack of cards ?

[redman41]

Having the nozzle extracted from my rear end at the QE will be an ordeal ! :-0)

[Cruciformist]

and, redman, it'll be all hoover by Boxing Day.

[redman41]

Ha Ha Ha !!
I,m just wondering what she has bought me this Xmas !!

[Cruciformist]

A pinafore, perhaps?

[guilliebrougues]

Does that mean that you will be enima's for a while.

[Cruciformist]

Redman, if Loch Ness is right, the bottom will drop out of your world!

[redman41]

Roll on New Year !
I'll need a fresh start :-)

[Jules001]

by brother said he had bought his wife, a new bag and a new belt, although if the vacuum cleaner still didn't work, he didn't know what he was going to do ..... I'll get my coat :(