The Wife's Christmas Present ?

[LochNessMonster]

She asked me for loads of diamonds.

So I've bought her a pack of cards ?

[jno]

you're going to be clubbed to death

[marval]

Ooh lol

[Tilly2]

You're a real Jack the lad!

[Prudie]

You don't have a heart

[factor-fiction]

You Joker.

[Tilly2]

You're about to shuffle off this mortal coil..................when she finds out.

[factor-fiction]

Will she Snap when she opens it?
She may say "I'll deal with you later"

[factor-fiction]

Maybe she'll deck you.

[Graham-W]

What do you think she'll do?

Deal......................or no deal?

[Tilly2]

She'll be looking for a spade..........to dig a big Nessie shaped hole.

[sunny-dave]

Marriage is like a game of Bridge ...

It starts with Hearts and Diamonds ... but by the end you're looking for a Club and a Spade

:+)

[lady-janine]

is that why you are now extinct?

[bookbinder]

That ought to suit her.

[redman41]

I have bought my Partner a Vacuum Cleaner
A & E at the QE Hospital, Brum are on standby :-)

[Cruciformist]

Whistful thinking....

[humbersloop]

^^ been nice knowing you redman

[redman41]

LOL !!

[humbersloop]

red, she's already got first dibs on a loan of an axe from gness.....

[Cruciformist]

redman - you're Dyson with death!

[guilliebrougues]

Are you the Joker of the pack! and is she the other Joker of the same pack!