Arnie And Sly

[AlwaysConfused]

A director is screen-testing Arnold Schwartzenegger and Sylvester Stallone for a new film about classical composers. Not having figured out whom to give what role, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

Stallone say's 'I look up to Mozart. I want to be Mozart'. 'Very well' say's the director, 'Mozart you shall be'

The director turns to Arnie, and say's 'Sly wants to be Mozart, who would you like to be?' Arnie replies 'I'll be Bach'

[McMouse]

Where did Arnie do his Christmas shoppin?

"At Asda with Visa baby"

[marval]

I am going Chopin, I have my liszt, I'll be bach in a minuet.

[aelmpvw]

here's my liszt marval i'm too bizet to go chopin

[marval]

I will do your Chopin, I might be a while, I am a bit Brahms and Liszt.

[starone]

Tee-hee I wish I was clever enough to think up jokes like this. Still, without an audience (me) it wouldn't be worth making up the jokes, would it.

[Svejk]

Call me crotchety but I find this minimally funny.
Anyway, I'm orff to the barber.

[bibblebub]

I've just spoken to John Cage but he's gone quiet for the last few minutes

[Svejk]

Yes, he can be a bit moody, Bibble. I told him before "you can't do that."
He said "I can to."

[Svejk]

Well, this has gone a bit flat.
I was expecting at least ten or forte answers.

[bibblebub]

yeah, where's everyone haydn?

[Frank97]

Lol at the OP and the others! :-)

[tonyav]

Their all hiding around the Bach bibble.

[bibblebub]

these puns are turning me on, i think i could humperdinck

[Svejk]

Perhaps everyones on their Schopenhauer.

[jno]

I thought Sly was in Copland?

[Smowball]

Lol, very good.

[Svejk]

I was expecting someone to say "you kant have schopenhauer, you freud."

[bibblebub]

that would have been bliss

[frugalfred]

Remember the MP and the duck house? That was moat's art.

[Svejk]

Well this thread had a rocky start but we made a good fist of it in the end