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excelsior-1 | 22:34 Fri 04th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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..... who was cross-eyed

he could not control his pupils
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His favourite schoolgirl was iris.
23:54 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Oh lol.
He should have focused more on the job.
Groan - and tee-hee.
...then he should have given them lashes...
This humour is very 'ighbrow.
Did you tip him the wink excel.
His favourite schoolgirl was iris.
This humour is getting cornea and cornea!
Was his favorite group REM?
Lens me your glasses fred.
Shan't be sniffing Evostik any longer - just come out of a glue coma.
You've just got a stigma cos he was bossy.
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My hope here is that he was also short-sighted...
This is aqueous humor.
Don't be so ciliary, Tilly.
Socket to 'em!
I'm not being ciliary, frugalfred. I'm trying to be vitreous.
Now look here, Mac, yer lardy generation is a problem..
and, and, and, and, - I've got conjunctivitis!

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