Two Flies Are Sitting On Robinson Crusoes' Knee

[excelsior-1]

one of them says "i have to go now .. see you on friday"

[frugalfred]

excel's been on the blue bottle....

[DTCwordfan]

Oh gawd, Blue Nun wine and fly jokes now......

[DTCwordfan]

The Mother Superior calls all the nuns in her convent into an emergency meeting. She says, "I must tell you something very important. We have a case of gonorrhea in our convent."

Way in the back of the room an old nun exclaims, "Thanks be to God. I am so tired of Blue Nun and it's got flies in it."

[frugalfred]

Good one ^^^^ clap! clap!

[tonyav]

LOL, where do they keep it DT, in the whine cellar.

[DTCwordfan]

"Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend in the Henley Waitrose...what's in your bag?


"'Organic chicken, langoustines, 36 live flies from Noma in Copenhagen, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and a case of bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over'

[Svejk]

Tse tse

[Svejk]

Aww,I was just going to order a tank woman.