A Man Goes Into A Restaurant ...

[excelsior-1]

.. for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.

After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict."

His order comes a while later and it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"

The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

[frugalfred]

That's wheely funny!

[tonyav]

Can't get a bearing on this one excel.

[Flyhalf]

Too American for a UK site.

[owdhamer]

ITS A BIT TYRED.

[tonyav]

Hope he didn't brake it.

[frugalfred]

Well, that's another one polished off.

[excelsior-1]

american??

eggs benedict is eaten in this country too

[Psybbo]

You certainly get to the hub of things, excel!

[tonyav]

Hope he didn't tread on it either.

[Svejk]

You're a wheel nut.

[Flyhalf]

Excel, I was referring to the expression "Home for the holidays" on which the punch line hangs.