Quickie

[excelsior-1]

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he
was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to
bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
"What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,
"A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him
across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
"Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'"

[Baldric]

that's pasta joke
;o)

[Georgiesmum]

Thats what i call a very old joke.

[Psybbo]

Her name was not Lorraine, then, lol

[excelsior-1]

good evening Psybbo

posted this a month ago, thanks for reading it