You have to give it a year or so hangman. I nearly posted the poem about fifty shades of grey the other day, but luckily I remembered in time that someone else had posted it shortly before.
3 crossed eyed crooks up in front of a cross eyed judge, judge says to the first how do you plead second one says not guilty, judge says to the third I wasn't talking to you, first one says I haven't said anything yet.