Drunk Driving...

[Jemisa]

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was driving home, and was pulled over by a traffic copper.

Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the copper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.

The inebriated driver, thinking that the copper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed.
He was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two other coppers "Are you Mr. Johnson?" they asked?
He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at the High Street last night for driving under the influence?"
Again, the man admitted that was him. "And what did you do then," the copper asked, the man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed.

"Where is your car now?" the coppers enquired.
The man answered that it was in the garage.

"May we see the car?" asked the coppers.
The man answered, "Of course you can" and opened the garage.

Inside the garage was the traffic cops car.

[marval]

Good one

[excelsior-1]

nice Jem

[starone]

Tee-hee - another good one jem.

[1ndex]

hehehe rofl